Survey: What is your idea of a perfect day ?????
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses 8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday 8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer 10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry 12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg 1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit 3.00 - Nap 4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer 4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror 7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 10.00 - Hot shower (alone) 10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen) 11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms _____________________________ THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM 6.00 - Alarm 6.15 - Blow job 6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section 7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big tits 7.30 - Limo arrives 7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport 9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet 9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route) 9.45 - Play front nine (2 under) 11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 12.15 - Blow job 12.30 - Play back nine (4 under) 2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys) 2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo 3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude) 4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle 5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson 6.45 - Shit, Shower and Shave 7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized 7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of tits 9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0 9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31 11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale 11.30 - A nightcap blowjob 11.45 - In bed alone 11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
Jokes & Riddles - 5 Answers
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Hi that would be my perfect Day i count vouche for Dave Hugs
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You would be right by your perfect day but what guy would want that as his perfect day? You left out the part where he plays with his kids and he doesn't have to yell at one of them to stop picking on the other. :p However it is, it's still funny. EDIT_ 4:30 am hit snooze 4:39 hit snooze 4:48 get out of bed to get dressed 4:55 wow, no bad hair day! 5:00 leave home for work *driving* wow, no rubber neckers causing accidents and no crappy drivers. 5:30 clock in to work and not hear anyone b**ch about how much their job sucks for the next ten hours. 4:30 time to leave for home *driving* yeah, no accidents or police causing a 10 mile backup! 5:15 back at home 5:16 open up a beer 5:30 hmmm, wife still isn't home, guess it's time to start dinner for her and the kids before she gets home. 5:55 wife is home with kids (she had a great day and gives em a hug) kids were good at daycare, no fights. 6:30 time for dinner 7:00 dinner is done and everyone rinses their dishes and puts them in the dishwasher. 7:15 kids get ready for bed as I get some comfy clothes on 7:30 piggy backs to bed and time to tuck my babies in 7:45 kids are in bed 7:50 put on a movie and actually cuddle with the Mrs. for more than a minute before she pushes me away 10:00 time for bed and cuddling with the Mrs. 10:03 the Mrs. pushes me away to lay alone 10:05 the Mrs. starts snoring asleep somewhere after 11:00 pm she stops and I finally fall asleep. 2:15 am youngest child wakes up just so we can put her back in bed 4 am she gets up again and so does the oldest child so we can put them back in bed 4:30 BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
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Could I do your massage for you?
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Just plain old waking up alive.
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Hi, Yep thats sounds a perfect day to me.
